"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out." - Bill Hicks.
"I'm a hero with coward's legs." - Spike Milligan.
"Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order." - Spike Milligan.
"The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it." - Joan Rivers.
"Armageddon is not around the corner. This is only what the people of violence want us to believe. The complexity and diversity of the world is the hope for the future." - Michael Palin.
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4 Comments:
If that's true it's no wonder that so many old codgers like to spend time in hospitals.
I'm thinking of pulling a sickie myself (no pun intended)...
I love this! Yes, if you do come to my hospital, I'll be sure to look you up! ;-)
Just as long as it's not on the endoscopy ward...
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